Who Knew? A Random *New* Segment..
Written by Awkward Situations on Sunday, April 08, 2007MY GOD HE'S GOT SEGMENTS NOW!
You know' he's big stuff..
It is impossible to lick your elbow. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. A shrimp's heart is in its head. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case wherean ostrich buried its head in the sand.I t is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. More than 50% of the people in the worldhave never made or received a telephone call.Horses can't vomit. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twisterin the English language. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vesselin your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months,two rats could have over a million descendants. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
**Disclaimer** None of the above have been proven, nor disproven, silly as some of them may erhm.. *seem* they are interesting and mentally confusing to boot.
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