The Daily Random (Formally TORC)

Gorgeous George -- A "fat" loser

If you haven't already seen this guy, he's a public access host in Richmond, Virginia. He's so full of himself and his own personal appeal that he cannot see how truly repulsive his show is, (and trust me, if you've seen it, the funniest parts ARE the prank calls into his show). Now you would think that a public access host (especially considering how big they want to make their show appear so that it may latch on to bigger networks and such) would be able to defend his show with at least a few good comeback.

This cannot be said for Gorgeous George. The man spurts out more brain damaging "so-called" comeback then a dead whale on a beach in the summer. His appeal is only to those who need someone to "relieve" themselves to and cannot find a date or anyone subtle on the internet to "cyber" with. Now knowing this, you may be thinking why I wrote an entry on this low to earth life form. Well it's simple, he has been dormant and I think he needs to understand that his show (even though he took off calls to get revenge on the prank callers) that his show will never be successful. The fact that he was on a magazine intituled "Success" must either be a Photoshop job or some really good bribing.

Either way it must be said that the prank callers are part of a site that equally is low on the standards of society and the universe in general. What site am I referring to? Something awful.com. Now some of you may think it's a funny, cool website. And maybe it is, but the majority of what can be found on SA.com is mostly things rejected by other large internet(s) website. Maybe it should be understood that's why it's called "Something Awful".
Not defending Gorgeous George of course, the SA "goons" are much more appealing to me than Gorgeous George's pointless "skits" and attempts at humor.

He's constantly tried to formulate good comeback both on his show and when insulted via email. It just so happened that he sent one of these goons two emails after they mocked his threats to get the authorities on him. Apparently, he would send his beautiful girlfriend Sue, to attack them and bite off their scrotums. Of course, Sue, proving to be unloyal, took the ring George got for their marriage and hocked it for meth, never to be seen again.Maybe it should be said that this topic is longer than any of the other "real issues" on this blog. But hey, it's not all seriousness here. Gotta live the party when the bandwagon zips on by. Have a great Week!

PS: If your curious, you might of seen this post of mine on another of my squarespace blogs, "A Random World". I migrated here since they only offer 30 days of free trial and error to test out. So if you haven't seen these posts, horray, and maybe a little different than usual from me at least.

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